Flying Yogis Vs Flying Missiles

Better tell George Bush that there's a cheaper and more cost-effective way of winning the war!
Put away those exorbitantly priced, horrendously destructive missiles and hire some flying yogis instead! Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, based in Holland, proclaims that his global peace program will soon produce clear signs of increased positive trends in global events.
"For the past few weeks I have been telling the world press that "the arrow has left the bow and will soon hit the target"-that my program to create coherent world consciousness has already started in one place-India-and that very soon it will begin in every other country. A new fortune is dawning for all mankind."
The program calls for establishing in every country groups of several hundred to several thousand coherence-creating experts who will practice Transcendental Meditation and Yogic Flying to create national consciousness that would be the basis for invincibility.

He suggests groups be established in every country, including in schools where students can practice Yogic Flying in groups for 20 to 30 minutes a day. "Then national consciousness will always remain coherent and positive. There will be affluence, joy, happiness, satisfaction, and bliss everywhere. There will be no conflicts, no disturbance, no suffering, no problems." Maharishi explained that it might take a few months for the peace-creating groups to be established, but emphasized that the destiny of all mankind will soon change dramatically for the better. Well, we'd rather have a flying yogi than a flying missile in our backyard any day!